(NB: This article originally appeared in the February issue of The International Baby Monthly. Reproduced here by permission of author Percy McBuntington-Smythe III.)

There were no surprises recently when hot prospect Indigo sashayed into first place in the ‘no sideburns’ category of the North Sydney Baby Elvis look-alike competition, one of the key events on the Sydney social calendar.

Speaking through her agent and translator, who is also rumoured to be her mother (pictured), Indigo said she was ecstatic with the win, which came on the back of four months hard work.

“I’ve been working on this quiff for some time now and with my genealogy I’m obviously not prone to hirsuteness,” Indigo said. “It’s a real relief that all this hard work has paid off.”

Asked what was next for the child prodigy she said she would be relaxing with a night of sporadic sleeping, some good nursery rhymes and a fresh bottle of du lait chauffer.

“After that it’s back to work. My entourage and I are now looking ahead to the Central Coast regionals. We’re also going to be working on some new costume concepts with Baby Dior,” she gurgled, her attention briefly distracted when a nearby bird made a funny squawking noise that Indigo declared to be “the quip of the season!”, much to the crowds delight.

Indi, who has a dedicated following in France where she is known as le plus beau bébé, also took the opportunity to address rumours of a potential Stackhats reunion tour.

“Yes I can confirm I am in discussions with the band,” she said amidst hiccups. “We’re blue-skying the possibility of me crawling in as singer on a future North Sydney barbeque tour. But at this stage that’s all I can say - literally, I’ve used every word I know.”

Indi's father was said to be proud of her use of management speak.

TDS

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